Erections are the worst, and let me tell you why.
I understand that some people’s comfort levels are different, especially around me, but this is something that just need to be pointed out.
I’m in a car with a bunch of other people, and I’m wearing shorts. The car’s getting a little bumpy, and that little fucker is getting excited.
It’s still their, having it’s erection party or whatever the fuck it’s doing, and then the car stops, and everyone gets out.
So now I have to motherfucking wait in the van for as long as I can without looking weird trying to get that little fucker to go down, but nope, it’s still up having a ball.
So I have to get out, and I got my hands in my pockets so the shorts go out slightly and hide that motherfucking lump.
And then people are getting stuff out of the car (foreshadowing) and so I have time to stand with my back to everyone and try to slow down the blood flow to the little fuck, which usually works, but some times it doesn’t like right now.
And then everyone’s like “hey, Joel, come help carry stuff!” And with my mouth I’m saying yes but with my mind I’m saying oh, fuck.
So now I have to do that erection walk where you kind of hunch over and stagger a little bit, but it’s so casual that no one notices.
And then I get someone fucking staring down there, and she’s looking and she’s like “that’s no train” and I’m like “I hope she thinks that’s a train.”
And so I somehow manage to carry all the stuff with one hand so I can put my other hand in my pocket and keep the whole ordeal under wraps,
And then finally it goes down.
I understand there are worse things out there, and that most of my followers are female (I think) and that this is stuff I should keep to myself.
I understand it is not the worst thing in the world, and I have privileges, and blah blah blah.
But this is a fucking inconvenience. 
But whenever I talk about how I hate being a guy, recall this little story and then we can save time and I can talk about how men are assholes.

Is Homestuck just going to end up with all the characters going blind?

No no no no no fuck FUCK JACK NO

nerdylooking:

I really don’t understand why she’s so upset…

thelordofthebutts:

if you aren’t dating me right now i guess you just aren’t living life to the fullest sucks to be you

Well, at least Terezi is still alive….　

Did you say one? I don’t think you said one. I think you said several.
Here are several.

• Vanya (from The Umbrella Academy)
• Marceline (from Adventure Time
• M’gann M’orzz a.k.a. Miss Martian (From DCU)
• Toph Beifong (from Avatar; The Last Airbender)
• Lin Beifong, Tenzin, and Amon (from The Legend Of Korra)
• Alice (from Superjail!)
• Every single fucking character from Homestuck
• Han Solo and Boba Fett from Star Wars
• Ramona Flowers (from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
• Rinzler (from Tron; Legacy)

Nope. My computer isn’t really that naughty. 

Never, actually.
I’m quite the non-jacker. 

C’mon guys tmi friday make me feel uncomfertable, so I can make you feel uncomfertable.